Michelle, I don’t regret

Mar 29, 2016/ bendarvill/ in: Author, Life/ with 2 comments

Michelle, I don’t regret this, but I both rue and lament it. All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit… that’s why I’m transferring to business school! This opera’s as lousy as it is brilliant! Your lyrics lack subtlety. You can’t just have your characters announce how they feel. That makes me feel angry!

With gusto

And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet, Nibbler, who’s gone to a place where I, too, hope one day to go. The toilet. Wow! A superpowers drug you can just rub onto your skin? You’d think it would be something you’d have to freebase.

Comments 2

  1. Thomas Mass says:

    Is today’s hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient?

  2. Thomas Mass says:

    Okay, it’s 500 dollars, you have no choice of carrier, the battery can’t hold the charge and the reception isn’t very… It must be wonderful. Guess again. Moving along… Wow! A superpowers drug you can just rub onto your skin? You’d think it would be something you’d have to freebase.