Kif, I have mated with a woman. Inform the men. Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated poopers. Hello, little man. I will destroy you! OK, this has gotta stop. I’m going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can.
Hello, little man
Oh yeah, good luck with that. No, just a regular mistake. I love you, buddy! Say what? You wouldn’t. Ask anyway! It’s just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?
And yet you haven’t said what I told you to say! How can any of us trust you? And then the battle’s not so bad? Shut up and get to the point! Ah, computer dating. It’s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase “upside your head.”
Is today’s hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient?